Starting with a line from Sylvia by ARHuelsenbeck they stand about in grandmotherly disguise these imposters they have no grandchildren so they acquire others’ by deceit luring them with cookies and other forbidden sweets knitting them scratchy sweaters in colors so 1970 they wander the neighborhood and patronize lemonade stands and pontificate how in their day the sweet nectar of the sour tree cost only 5 cents but buy today’s cup of crystal lite for a dollar how dare they send birthday and Halloween cards to my little sweeties how dare they call them punkin and cupcake and take selfies with them hands off, geezerettes they’re mine I earned them the hard way by raising up my children and waiting for them to do the same
Imposter Grandmother
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I loved this post. There was an elderly woman who lived next door to us when our girls were little. She always asked permission for them to come in her house, and I was thrilled. They doted on each other.
We try to be very careful not to overstep the bounds with neighbor Logan. He is adopted, but even his adopted grandparents are all dead. They aren’t here to be jealous. We’ve joked about acting as his grandparents. So far, we’ve been thanked for playing with him and giving him gifts at the appropriate time. I can understand the feelings expressed in your poem, though.
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Actually, I don’t have any grandchildren (yet–still praying), so that was not the motivation for the poem. I wrote it in response to a prompt to select a line from a poem by Sylvia Plath (I don’t remember which poem), and let that be the first line for a new poem. (That’s where the title of the poem came from–“Starting with a line from Sylvia.”) That first line caught my imagination, and the story grew out from it.
I only met one of my own grandparents, and she lived in Germany, so I only saw her 3 times my whole life. I would have loved it if a couple had “adopted” me as a gradchild.
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I wish you’d had extra grandparents. I had three of my own and didn’t need extras. The fourth died way before I was born.
That was an interesting way to start a poem, and I liked the way you developed the story.
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